Tkautz's Tkareer Tkomeback

One of the more resoundingly fucked up things I've had to acknowledge in a long while is the unlikely return of Melissa Tkautz to the world of "music". There are some things you just expect to go away and die, you know?

But amazingly, Melissa is back with a new song about her last 15 years of unemployment, "Glamorous Life". Quite surprisingly, the song is not utterly shithouse! Its unmistakable mediocrity is almost pleasant, so good luck to you Mel - even if it is a cover.

The one criticism that must, however, be levelled at Melissa is her choice of fashion. Pictured above as she appears in the video (in which she delightfully "cuts a rug" with some drag queens and other random interlopers at her house in outer suburban Brisbane), Melissa seems to be wearing the same gold chain mail that Cosima De Vito unleashed on the world TWO YEARS AGO:



Come on, Melissa. Get with the times!