Scott, To Be Certain


Monday, May 07, 2007

Fagless Hag Booted

Melbourne's very own porcine prosecutor, Kate, last night exited the Big Brother compound amid a flurry of customarily frenzied sashaying and limp-wristedness.

By her own admission on the eviction couch, Kate was a hag without a fag, filling the void with homosexual mannerisms and recruiting fellow outsiders Pudgy Cat-Obsessed Nerd and Ugly Cameron Diaz to complete her posse o' bitches. These were her only friends, except for Hayley (who was tragically born without the ability to control her tearducts), and none of them was of particularly bitchy use.

Kate's time in the house was brief, and unexpectedly emotional; the revelation about her loss was compelling TV and utterly moving, if not entirely exculpatory of her character, as the eviction result showed. This was no surprise: the outrageous, opinionated, often overweight female competitors either get ditched first or, as I outlined last year, get right through to the end, before in their turn losing to the vaguely sensitive anglo-saxon male. Kate and her ilk have been turfed first in 6 of 7 BB series: Andy (BB01), Irena (BB03), Aphrodite (BB04), Angela (BB05) and Tilli (BB06). Yawn.

At least Kate is now free to return to her acting career in the beloved role of Mimi on The Drew Carey Show.

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  • At 8:07 AM, May 08, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think Emmas little 'secret' will be revealed very soon...apparently she was sooking it up to BB last week in the Diary Room about the unfairness of not being able to admit why she really won the FNL games. Oh the humanity!
    And bless Gretel. Apparently she has a new stylist this year, but it appears as though this one is a talentless bogan as well.

  • At 2:34 PM, May 09, 2007, Blogger Shazam! said…

    What does 'exculpatory' mean? C'mon Scottie, you need to pitch at your audience...

  • At 10:10 AM, June 17, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who is the woman in the first photo? She looks like Dani Minogue? All Austrlian women look the same...

    (ducks and waits to be hit)


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