Diff'rent Strokes To Rule Malawi

So Madonna has been parading her Benetton family around this week.

Of the resulting album of happy snaps, there is something immediately and irresistibly apparent from this picture. Discuss.



Is it that:

1. Madonna's 3rd child, David Banda, is controversially wearing non-kabbalah jewelry.
2. Madonna has turned into The Fly.
3. Lourdes' voluminous eyebrows are stretching on over into next week.

Well, it is possibly a combination of all of these, but not quite. Perhaps another photo will assist us.



Does Madge's adult-headed pygmy child remind you of anyone?



Well, hello Gary Coleman!

It's thrilling to see that while Angelina is resorting to boring old 3rd world adoption, Madge has trumped her by rescuing a child from 80s sitcom obscurity. And a sitcom that is - get this - about rich white people adopting poor black ones! Are you completely freaking out.



Here is a picture of Madonna and David Banda shortly after the adoption was finalised.



Oops! That's Lourdes and D.B. - my bad. Here is mother and son:



Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you (e.g. adopting normal-headed children) may not be right for some (e.g. Madonna).

It don't matter what you got - not alot? So what! They'll have theirs, you'll have yours and Madonna will also have yours.