Scott, To Be Certain


Thursday, March 22, 2007

Australia's Next Top Host

Jodhi Meares is nothing if not determined.

First, she convincingly challenged Dannii's stranglehold on the title of Most Maniacally Obsessed With Silent, Redundant Letters, launching a craze from which Gippsland has never recovered.

Next, she subjected herself to marital sex with a sloth - for love! Bless.

Now, after merciful divorce and birthing a fashion label, she has been appointed the host of Australia's Next Future Wife Of A Business Mogul.

I don't have Foxtel and have never seen an episode of the show, however I understand that I would be addicted to it so am pleased to be spared.

It did occur to me, though, that Jod-hee looks a bit like Amy's Winehouse, no?

Amy is all over every piece of print media at the moment for her single "Rehab", which isn't about Britney or Ben Cousins, but rather her own battle with alcoholism. This woman loves the bottle even more than Jennifer Keyte - if you can imagine that.

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  • At 5:28 PM, March 23, 2007, Blogger paulo said…

    Trust me; Jod-hee will not be the most tragic thing to come out of ANTM. The Aussie chicks are unsurpassed in their pursuit to fulfil the modelling dream. All we need is America’s Next Top Model's former 'first super-model of the universe,' the fabulous Janice Dickinson to make Tuesday’s viewing complete. As luck would have it she is up right before it with her modelling agency that takes no prisoners. Ahhh Tuesday is the new Sunday!

  • At 5:40 PM, March 23, 2007, Blogger Scott said…

    How I long for Foxtel...

  • At 8:02 PM, March 23, 2007, Blogger paulo said…

    You'd need to quit work to fully appreciate it

  • At 8:06 PM, March 23, 2007, Blogger Scott said…

    Are you presenting that statement to dissuade or encourage?

    It's quite tempting. National Geographic in particular.

    I think I'd quite like to regularly watch a baby deer get eaten by an alligator.

  • At 8:13 PM, March 23, 2007, Blogger paulo said…

    Don't mess around, go straight for the Crime Investigation channel & you can watch a red-neck doing almost anything.

  • At 12:40 PM, March 26, 2007, Anonymous Manxzilla said…

    The platinum package is worth every cent Scott. And the fun doesn't stop in the living room. On the odd occasion that you drag yourself to work you spend a substantial portion of your day scouring the on-line TV guide for hidden gems (Homicide: Life on the Streets; Lovejoy; Grand Designs) and record them from the safety and privacy of your own computer! Honestly, whatever I was doing in the pre-Foxtel age couldn't be described as 'living'.


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