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Friday, August 05, 2005

BB UK: Saluting Jennifer Keyte



They say the Brits are a conservative lot that tend to keep things "bottled up".

A recent development on the UK Big Brother soundly reinforces that position.

It would appear that a complete whore has arrived in the last days of this year's series and very memorably broadcast to the world her take on hide and seek with an empty wine bottle.

Who knew Jennifer Keyte's early 90s legacy would stretch so far? (So to speak.)

5 Comments:

  • At 3:15 PM, August 05, 2005, Anonymous Bec said…

    And some people say there's nothing good on TV.

     
  • At 5:32 PM, August 05, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    For those of you wishing to try this at home...Ive heard that you should always insert the bottle from the base to the neck.

    Whilst this may seem somewhat surprising to most beginners, I have heard that by inserting the neck of the bottle first (assuming your cork/cherry has already been popped by this stage) a vacuum is created and thus the bottle is virtually impossible to dislodge without shattering...

    Be careful out there.

     
  • At 5:35 PM, August 05, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    Astute summary of J-Keyte's darkest hour, Woodsman.

     
  • At 11:07 PM, July 08, 2008, Anonymous 4wd4wd said…

    A big happy hello from Australia, home of Jennifer Keyte! If you folks want to pop on over to zgeek.com, you'll see her legacy lives on... alledgedly...

     
  • At 5:53 PM, October 31, 2011, Anonymous www.granada-3d.com said…

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