"Was your snatch in danger?"

Is Vesna the most wonderful person currently drawing breath in this country?



Obviously the answer is a ridiculously loud YES! Really, what other conclusion can be arrived at for a woman who prompted such fatherly concern in Big Brother that he enquired about the welfare of her vagina. Actually please tell me such a question is not typically fatherly

After an amusing mattress dance with Christie in the girls' bedroom, where the "shack" veritably "shimmied" by all accounts, Vesna was ambushed by the boys and tossed into the pool.

Although usually a tolerant, low maintenance person with little to complain about, Vesna subsequently queried with BB why he did not assist her.

"Can you not swim?" he asked.

"No, I can," replied the amazing Vesna, "it's just my snatch got flashed to the whole of Australia and it wasn't even waxed!"

And then, as if the finest remaining BB contestant hadn't already endeared herself sufficiently to the entire planet, came the unforgettable TV moment of 2005:

"Did you feel your snatch was in danger?" asked BB, mortified at having placed Vesna's mound in jeopardy.

Vesna proceeded to declare herself the victim of harassment and, accordingly, sought the only logical form of relief: laxatives to put in the boys' food.

This woman is the best thing on TV. No my standards aren't low what are you talking about