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Monday, July 04, 2005

"Was your snatch in danger?"

Is Vesna the most wonderful person currently drawing breath in this country?



Obviously the answer is a ridiculously loud YES! Really, what other conclusion can be arrived at for a woman who prompted such fatherly concern in Big Brother that he enquired about the welfare of her vagina. Actually please tell me such a question is not typically fatherly

After an amusing mattress dance with Christie in the girls' bedroom, where the "shack" veritably "shimmied" by all accounts, Vesna was ambushed by the boys and tossed into the pool.

Although usually a tolerant, low maintenance person with little to complain about, Vesna subsequently queried with BB why he did not assist her.

"Can you not swim?" he asked.

"No, I can," replied the amazing Vesna, "it's just my snatch got flashed to the whole of Australia and it wasn't even waxed!"

And then, as if the finest remaining BB contestant hadn't already endeared herself sufficiently to the entire planet, came the unforgettable TV moment of 2005:

"Did you feel your snatch was in danger?" asked BB, mortified at having placed Vesna's mound in jeopardy.

Vesna proceeded to declare herself the victim of harassment and, accordingly, sought the only logical form of relief: laxatives to put in the boys' food.

This woman is the best thing on TV. No my standards aren't low what are you talking about

7 Comments:

  • At 4:22 PM, July 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    worst blog ever

     
  • At 4:25 PM, July 07, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    Vesna indeed rocks - even if her head is shaped like a turnip.

     
  • At 5:07 PM, July 07, 2005, Anonymous Manny said…

    I wish we had someone like this on UK BB - she sounds fab! Definitely not the worst blog Scotty, I just think it was a little close to home for some of your 'anonymous' bloggers...

     
  • At 2:03 PM, August 01, 2005, Blogger Laura said…

    Oh hell no!.. thats the best.. i love Ves.. i hope she wins :-)

     
  • At 2:04 PM, August 01, 2005, Blogger Laura said…

    P.S At least people comment on your blog.. even if they are insulting it :)

     
  • At 4:30 PM, August 01, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    Thanks Laura! Yes, I think that people exercising their right to insult others anonymously is much better than just letting an emotion remain unexpressed and fester!

    And Go Vesna indeed. Fast approaching Best Housemate Ever status.

     
  • At 7:56 PM, August 01, 2005, Blogger Laura said…

    Thats ok.. as long as u promise to check out and possibly insult my blog. a much less funny version of yours :-p

     

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