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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Irresistible Sporting Beauties #619: Nadia Range'rova

It's not surprising that Serena Williams can only be bothered playing once a year. Were she to feature more regularly on the women's tennis circuit, she would necessarily be competing for photographic attention with this stunningly elegant athlete.



Say hello to Nadia Range'rova, that dainty Russian seductress well-known to readers of this site, pictured above just prior to excreting the turd of her life. It's almost time for Nadia to commence her annual performance of winning a few claycourt tournaments before losing 6-2, 6-2 in the semis of the French Open. It's like clockwork, except when she loses even earlier. This inconsistency is mostly due to the fact she is yet to discover how to make contact with the furry balls in the same way she does her own.

Funnily enough, Nadia purports to be something of a lipstick fiend. Check this out, from her WTA Tour profile:



I particularly love the vaseline gloss around the edges. Methinks the vaseline gets a regular guernsey chez Nadia.

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2 Comments:

  • At 8:56 AM, May 01, 2007, Blogger Jo said…

    You can't judge sportswomen based on looks.
    Everybody knows you should judge them on their smell and the size of their arse.

     
  • At 6:25 PM, May 01, 2007, Blogger Anna said…

    The first pic makes her look like she's about to be hit by a Range'rova!

    But as tennis ability seems to be inverse to beauty, she might have luck yet.

     

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