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Monday, April 30, 2007

TJ Hooker: Rogue Trader

Unbeknown to most Australians, bawdy BB07 bar wench TJ is just another fine character creation by the actress best known for her Academy Award winning performance in The Piano.



But gone are the days when a speechless Anna Paquin graced Hollywood's greatest stage wearing a tea cosy. Paquin is now a stirringly attractive 20-something starlet.



As TJ, Paquin has embraced one of her most challenging roles. This latest incarnation involves her impersonating a ridiculously thin Northern Territory slapper with the lips of Kenneth Branagh whose bikini top is actually just a pair of stamps.



Pity BB Uncut has been axed - we might otherwise have been treated to a Harvey Keitel in-your-face penis cameo to commemorate Paquin's finest hour. It doesn't require much coaxing.


"We're acutely aware of that"

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