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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Vir-Genie And A Bottle

Inspired by Jennifer Keyte's trailblazing efforts in the early 90s, Katie from BB06 is the latest media personality to get naughty with a bottle.



Katie seems to be leveraging off her alleged virginity in endorsing Pure Virgin Spring Water, whose slogan is the hilarious "Touched only by nature."

This is misleading and deceptive advertising since it is a ludicrous assumption that Katie did not repeatedly, wholly and enthusiastically vaginate Jamie's enormous appendage following their amorous, choreographed onstage reunion at last year's BB finale.

However, that experience has certainly readied her for this:



Hopefully Katie can parlay this modelling gig into a recording career, positioning herself as a neo-Samantha Fox. "Touch Me (I Want Your Bottle)" is a hit waiting to happen.

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