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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Vir-Genie And A Bottle

Inspired by Jennifer Keyte's trailblazing efforts in the early 90s, Katie from BB06 is the latest media personality to get naughty with a bottle.



Katie seems to be leveraging off her alleged virginity in endorsing Pure Virgin Spring Water, whose slogan is the hilarious "Touched only by nature."

This is misleading and deceptive advertising since it is a ludicrous assumption that Katie did not repeatedly, wholly and enthusiastically vaginate Jamie's enormous appendage following their amorous, choreographed onstage reunion at last year's BB finale.

However, that experience has certainly readied her for this:



Hopefully Katie can parlay this modelling gig into a recording career, positioning herself as a neo-Samantha Fox. "Touch Me (I Want Your Bottle)" is a hit waiting to happen.

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7 Comments:

  • At 1:24 PM, April 24, 2007, Blogger Woodsman said…

    I just love myself a scrubba who insists she remains a virgin despite inhaling 9" of schlong on national TV every night for a month.

     
  • At 3:58 PM, April 24, 2007, Anonymous ozwolf68 said…

    Another truly inspired posting Scott...

    I spotted....

     
  • At 1:28 PM, April 26, 2007, Anonymous FranklinBluth said…

    that doesn't even resemble the Katie I remember... where are those massive buck-teeth?

     
  • At 11:17 PM, April 26, 2007, Anonymous Joe said…

    just had a weird experience - while reading that post, Samantha Fox's film clip just started on Max.

    What a mullet! What hopeless sex noises!

     
  • At 3:17 PM, April 27, 2007, Blogger Adrik said…

    ahem "vaginate"

    ..

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

     
  • At 7:21 PM, April 29, 2007, Blogger Kamikaze Camel said…

    If nothing else, the water has been touched by something other than nature. I mean, Katie's standing right in it!

     
  • At 10:13 AM, June 17, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Touch me, touch me, i wanna feel your body...your heart beat next to mine...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuimDNlyuQ

     

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