Scott, To Be Certain


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Darwining With The Stars

For a brief time, watching Channel 7's budget celebrity talent show, It Takes Two, was supremely entertaining inasmuch as it enabled derision of its horrendous albino toothpaste commercial host Grant Denyer, as well as innovatively marrying the human and animal kingdoms in song.

No shit - I tuned in for 30 seconds tonight and thought I saw Jimeoin dancing with an ape!

Total mind-fuck though - turns out it was just Lochie Daddo and Paulini. :-(


  • At 6:02 PM, May 16, 2007, Blogger Kamikaze Camel said…

    Aww, that's mean. That poor ape can't help looking like Paulini!

  • At 8:46 PM, May 16, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Tell me you have not referred to Paulini as an ape!

    Shame Shame Shame.


  • At 9:36 PM, May 17, 2007, Blogger Adem IAR said…


  • At 9:00 PM, May 20, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You are usually very funny, but this effort (dark skinned woman = ape) is a little beneath you methinks.

  • At 1:36 PM, May 21, 2007, Blogger Scott said…

    Anonymous, I'm insulted by your little equation.

    I can't think of a single other dark skinned woman who looks like an ape. Just Paulini, and the resemblance is increasing.

  • At 6:24 PM, May 21, 2007, Blogger lisa said…

    it is interesting scott that people are taking offense, especially people who obviously usually read your blog.

    I ask you why have they not commented their distaste before as this is about the 7th wonderous time you have likened Paulini to an ape like creature.

    Perhaps you should have stuck with Orangutan.

    Love It!

  • At 6:55 PM, May 21, 2007, Blogger Kamikaze Camel said…

    If anything, Lochie Daddo should be the one more offended.

  • At 8:16 AM, June 26, 2007, Blogger Wiz said…

    Bwa HAHA! I laughed so hard i farted!


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