Scott, To Be Certain


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Keough K/O'd

Here is Klanie last night:

Poor bitch. They had to put her on an I/V drip afterwards. Maybe if Lindy Chamberlain had known how to turn it on like Klanie she could have avoided those 3 years in the slammer.

I'm going to miss Klanie. For all her imperfections, she was nothing if not predictably consistent: She comes from the outback, sang exclusively country songs (including one entitled "Redneck Woman") and her initials are "KK".

Suddenly the name "Klanie" makes much more sense. It must have gutted Klanie that it was Lavina who got to perform in a hood.

"At least we kan spell"

Meanwhile, last night's episode was also a Guthy-Renker infomercial for the new Marcia Hines CD.

Apparently, the first 4,000 purchasers of the CD will also receive a free DVD!

How refreshing! In this cynical day and age, in an industry as cut-throat as the music biz, someone boldly but implausibly imagining that 4,000 sales of that CD will occur.

Can someone actually please obtain a copy of that for my car


  • At 2:54 PM, September 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think I've found paradise. Witty, funny, no restrictions. Love the site and love the comments even more Scott.

    Please please please can you tell me your view on Lisa (yawn yawn I seem to fall into a brain dead trance when she 'sings') and that penis on legs Kyle.

  • At 4:06 PM, September 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well, I've been inside paradise, but he's...never been in me.

  • At 7:46 PM, September 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I thought her name was Klancie...?

  • At 9:33 AM, September 27, 2006, Blogger Scott said…

    Well how can I ever expect to be in anyone with all these anonymous fans? SHOW YOURSELVES.

    Anonymous #3, Klancie became known as "Klanie" after some fans took a placard to Sunday's show with her name misspelt on it.

    Illiteracy should never be encouraged but sometimes it's fun to laugh at those less fortunate.

  • At 9:16 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger Hules said…

    Does Marsha really think she'll sell 4,000 records?

    I didn't think there were that many black people in Australia.

    Then again, I've only ever gone through the Western suburbs in transit, non-stop, windows up, doors locked style.

    By the way, I felt your KKK joke was in poor taste. Just because she's black doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.

    We had a black dog and she'd get really ashamed looking when you watched her defecate.

    But mum accidently killed her so we don't need to worry about her feelings anymore.

  • At 10:06 AM, September 28, 2006, Blogger la nadine said…


    now i KNOW i love you, chahchi.

    (can i call you chachi?)

  • At 4:10 PM, September 29, 2006, Anonymous ozwolf68 said…

    I'm not entirely sure what we did while you were on hiatus but you're back with a vengance!!!

    You're a genius!


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