Keough K/O'd

Here is Klanie last night:



Poor bitch. They had to put her on an I/V drip afterwards. Maybe if Lindy Chamberlain had known how to turn it on like Klanie she could have avoided those 3 years in the slammer.

I'm going to miss Klanie. For all her imperfections, she was nothing if not predictably consistent: She comes from the outback, sang exclusively country songs (including one entitled "Redneck Woman") and her initials are "KK".

Suddenly the name "Klanie" makes much more sense. It must have gutted Klanie that it was Lavina who got to perform in a hood.


"At least we kan spell"

Meanwhile, last night's episode was also a Guthy-Renker infomercial for the new Marcia Hines CD.



Apparently, the first 4,000 purchasers of the CD will also receive a free DVD!

How refreshing! In this cynical day and age, in an industry as cut-throat as the music biz, someone boldly but implausibly imagining that 4,000 sales of that CD will occur.

Can someone actually please obtain a copy of that for my car