The AI4-Team: Cover Operatives
Starring Marcia Hines as "Ms H", The AI4-Team is a new Australian action/adventure television series about a team of cover operatives on the run from reality.
This is Ms H.
Ms H has teeth of porcelain and a heart of steel.
Ms H heads up a team of young would-be stars who battle evil through song.
To protect their identities, Ms H refers to her team members by code names only.
They are:
Joseph Gahetau
Age: Under 18
Code name: Baby Boy
Lisa Mitchell
Age: Under 18
Code name: Baby-girlfriend
Various male competitors
Code name: Boyfriend
SerenaLavina Williams & Jessica Mauboy
Ethnicity: Marcia-like
Code name: Girlfriend
Some white chicks
Code name: Darlin'
Baby Boy made his exit from the show last night after reality caught up with him. Girlfriend #1 and Darlin' #1 were both inexplicably at risk.
Tune in next week to watch the hilarity and hijinx of Baby-girlfriend's attempts at "Rock".
This is Ms H.
Ms H has teeth of porcelain and a heart of steel.
Ms H heads up a team of young would-be stars who battle evil through song.
To protect their identities, Ms H refers to her team members by code names only.
They are:
Joseph Gahetau
Age: Under 18
Code name: Baby Boy
Lisa Mitchell
Age: Under 18
Code name: Baby-girlfriend
Various male competitors
Code name: Boyfriend
Ethnicity: Marcia-like
Code name: Girlfriend
Some white chicks
Code name: Darlin'
Baby Boy made his exit from the show last night after reality caught up with him. Girlfriend #1 and Darlin' #1 were both inexplicably at risk.
Tune in next week to watch the hilarity and hijinx of Baby-girlfriend's attempts at "Rock".
6 Comments:
At 8:35 PM, September 12, 2006, Adem With An E said…
*APPLAUDS*
Superb Scott, simply
At 3:30 PM, September 13, 2006, Anonymous said…
You're a genius.
x
At 7:55 AM, September 14, 2006, Turning Japanese said…
Fantastic...
This is it in a nutshell.
On to next weeks episode, who will go?
At 10:12 AM, September 14, 2006, Anonymous said…
Scott, you can't go around asking people why they're white.
At 10:15 AM, September 14, 2006, Scott said…
I know, right?
But hey - sometimes you just can't get any whiter.
Thanks Gretchen!
At 4:03 PM, September 14, 2006, mskp said…
SCNTTY! i don't actually watch The H Team but i love reading your roundups. could you see your way to including an assessment of the judge's performances alongside the contestants' report cards? i would particularly like to see kyle [i'm a talentless cocktard] sandilands skewered by your rapier-like wit.
hope you're wearing that killer smile, sweets x.
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