S2BC/Back

Greetings to all and, in defiance of that word's already inherently exhaustive meaning, to sundry also.

After approximately several months of a liberal, Nicole Richie-like interpretation of the words "daily digestion", I have finally pulled my finger out, given it a good scrub and seen fit to bring my blogging sabbatical to a close.


"How kind of you"

Yes! But not nearly as kind as guest blogger Helen Keller, to whom my warmest thanks must go for her custodianship of S2BC since May of this year.

Helen is leaving us for that remote thespian outpost "Broadway" to try to revive her comic masterpiece "The Miracle Worker". I'm uncertain of her chances given that this is how its most recent version was marketed:



Which is really enough to make anyone want to carve their corneas out with a compass.

It will be interesting to see how Hilary's Wank is received at the box office with her next vehicle, a biopic entitled "Makybe Diva" and in which Hilary plays the titular role (pictured below).


Mane contender for Oscar #3

Normal programming will resume shortly.