Keeping Up With The Beckhams
There's some weird biblical shit going down chez the Paltrow-Martins.
First, a daughter, named to commemorate the temptation of Eve.
Now, a son, Moses Martin, has parted the Amniotic Sea, poked his head from betwixt Gwynnie's bulrushes and breathed life.
Unsubstantiated reports of the event claim that Gwynnie's bush was fairly burning.
A rush of blood to the head, indeed.
And another golden chance to name the child "Aston" is wasted.
First, a daughter, named to commemorate the temptation of Eve.
Now, a son, Moses Martin, has parted the Amniotic Sea, poked his head from betwixt Gwynnie's bulrushes and breathed life.
Unsubstantiated reports of the event claim that Gwynnie's bush was fairly burning.
A rush of blood to the head, indeed.
And another golden chance to name the child "Aston" is wasted.
posted by Scott @ 9:14 AM
1 Comments:
At 4:37 PM, April 11, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Another self-indulgent celebrity couple giving their kid a fucked up name. An ex-colleague of mine back in 1996 summed it up perfectly after he heard that Michael Hutchence and Paul Yates had named their baby daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily when he blurted out "they may as well have named her Cunt!"
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