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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Keeping Up With The Beckhams

There's some weird biblical shit going down chez the Paltrow-Martins.



First, a daughter, named to commemorate the temptation of Eve.

Now, a son, Moses Martin, has parted the Amniotic Sea, poked his head from betwixt Gwynnie's bulrushes and breathed life.

Unsubstantiated reports of the event claim that Gwynnie's bush was fairly burning.

A rush of blood to the head, indeed.

And another golden chance to name the child "Aston" is wasted.

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