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Monday, December 04, 2006

My Favourite Comedian

So last night the ABC continued its entertaining audit of Australian tastes with the hilarious telecast of My Favourite Album.



As with previous instalments My Favourite Film and My Favourite Book, the show was a triumph thanks to the contribution of Australia's greatest comic talent, Judith Lucy.



Jude understands comic timing down to the nanosecond and possesses perhaps the most imitated delivery on the circuit. Hamish Blake and serially unfunny Terry Psiakis are two of the most faithful adherents to the Lucy Intonation. Her comments last night won't have Rolling Stone or even Herald Sun's Hit magazine beating her door down but she was consistently both clever and entertaining.

Now speaking of serially unfunny: this man's contribution last night was the comic equivalent of fingernails down a blackboard.



Fingernails, down a blackboard, while chewing tin foil. Inexplicably popular.

But the night was obviously about Myf Warhurst's unexpectedly prominent funbags the Top 10 albums that "we" allegedly selected. This is how the Top 10 went down:



Such a poll will always be divisive, but Meat Loaf and Jeff Buckley were genuinely surprise entrants.

However, it was only when the full Top 100 was displayed alongside the credits that it became clear the poll was actually one enormous comedy segment. To wit:



Our favourite dwarf. Now that's comedy!

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if Chas and the Chaser crew were responsible for attempting a "hilarious" coup. (That would have been genuinely entertaining, cf. Chas' actual participation.)

8 Comments:

  • At 11:58 AM, December 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i love Jude. It was a pretty abysmal selection of albums. I think i counted only 5 people or bands that actually featured a female in the top 100! what is wrong with Australia. Oh bless atleast Delts was among them.

     
  • At 4:02 PM, December 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Scotia,

    Myf's dress was disgusting.... has Myf been using Kate De Rouge's stylist? She looked like a salami.

    eeeand please keep blogging
    much love

    an-toe-knee-la

     
  • At 6:59 PM, December 04, 2006, Blogger leccy said…

    Oh is *that* who the Chas character was? I did wonder!

     
  • At 3:42 PM, December 05, 2006, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    Ben & I went and saw Judith's "I Failed!" show this year at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and it was as amazing as we expected. We kept saying "oh we'll go see her one day" for about 5 years, finally got around to it this year. Her CD is fab as well, about 10 years old (or more maybe), but oh-so-hilarious.

    As for My Favourite Album... Scott, check your emails, something needs to be done about this list and I think I have an idea (of sorts...)

     
  • At 8:51 PM, December 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    they didn't count the millions of votes for boy krazy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izbwbIAl5g

    scott, i had never seen this video until today and I feel alive seeing it now!
    Balks

     
  • At 11:54 AM, December 06, 2006, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    I too wish Wolfmother would burn. If I wanted to listen to a band that sounded like Led Zeppelin, then I'd just listen to Led's greatest hits, wouldn't I? They are just completely unnecessary.

     
  • At 12:49 PM, December 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Some will be ecstatic at the number one choice however my preference would be to have my fingernails pulled rather than listen to a Pink Floyd album.

    How the dwarf is voted in at no. 32 beating out 68 other albums by the likes of Joni Mitchell, Velvet Underground and The Rolling Stones is incomprehensible.

    With this entry I'm therefore surprised there's no Backstreet Boys. Commercial radio has a lot to answer for.

    As for Wolfmother, John Bonham would be rolling in his grave at the hilarity that anyone thinks they even come close to the mighty LZ.

     
  • At 12:49 PM, December 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cssv7JXMXUs&mode=related&search=

    santa marie by sam fox narrowly misses the chart!

     

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