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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Let's Just Cut To The Chase

This is the final three.



Any people disputing this ridiculously obvious factual certainty should just acknowledge their inherent inability to correctly identify the best outcome for this show and instead concentrate with getting the fuck on with their outer suburban lives.

Bye bye Roxane, five more boring eliminations until things get properly competitive.

Special mention must go to Channel Ten's resourceful cross-promotion last night of its Spring Racing Carnival, by way of Anne Robertson's head. Neigh.

14 Comments:

  • At 2:48 PM, October 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    didn't you grow up in the outer suburbs?

     
  • At 2:52 PM, October 04, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    Definitely not. Although it certainly seemed that way occasionally, e.g. every time I communicated with a family member.

     
  • At 3:01 PM, October 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I see. So what suburb did you grow up in?

     
  • At 3:18 PM, October 04, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    It's a picturesque little hamlet on the side of a river, along which a freeway now flows.

     
  • At 4:05 PM, October 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Deftly evaded

     
  • At 4:06 PM, October 04, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    I thought the evasion was quite average, actually, but thanks.

     
  • At 4:31 PM, October 04, 2005, Anonymous Bec said…

    Whatever did happen to Scott Bao? Just tripping down memory lane to the days when I believed Joanie really did love Chachi ...

     
  • At 4:40 PM, October 04, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    Clearly Scott Baio is now blogging about Australian Idol, if you hadn't noticed.

    Actually, he had an Oscar bait role in last year's critically acclaimed "SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses II", but other than that I'm not sure.

     
  • At 4:42 PM, October 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You are correct, it did lack ingenuity and acumen.
    It was average at best.
    My mistake.

     
  • At 8:15 PM, October 05, 2005, Blogger Jo said…

    And all this time I thought you grew up in the American midwest, babysitting three irascible scamps and hanging out with that lovable doofus Buddy. My mistake.

     
  • At 2:37 PM, October 06, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    I dont care where u grew up, but clearly you have gone insane (perhaps it was all that public schooling...)

    Dan will still shit this thing in. I am also ashamed that Lee will most likely make the top 3, on the basis of the teenage girl vote.

    Who exactly is voting for Xannex Robertson? Are they not the same people who are voting for Kate and Emily based on this small aside known as "talent". So when the group gets smaller, they shall lose.

    PS I hate Emily now that she has done her roots, indeed it is the first sign she has lost her roots. I dont want a first single entitled "Emily from Macquarie Fields" which goes something like "Jenny from the Block"

     
  • At 11:50 PM, October 06, 2005, Blogger The Student said…

    Who exactly is voting for Xannex Robertson?

    Hillsong mate.

    Same people who voted in a Family First Senator.

     
  • At 1:01 PM, October 07, 2005, Blogger Scott said…

    Quite clearly Dan will unmeritoriously outlast the Trio. It's my preferred Top 3, not my prediction.

     
  • At 1:31 PM, October 09, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    But what of Lee? He's just so happy, and well, so utterly cool (oooh, I hate him with a passion. Hate him).

    Like your top three, though Anne and Dan can are interchangeable as far as I'm concerned. What's important is a big Diva sing-off between Kate and Emily at the big house. These two are so overwhelmingly better than the rest surely we can throw in a couple of double-evictions to speed up the process.
    (can we please dispense of Mlly first?)

     

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