Scott, To Be Certain


Tuesday, September 13, 2005

A Fine Start

Things that defy logic:
  1. Daryl Somers' employment in any live hosting capacity whatsoever
  2. James Mathison's exaggerated delivery
  3. The wooden and emotionless Mariska Hargitay from L&O:SUV earning acting nominations at awards shows
  4. The consumption of Vegemite by humans
  5. People voting for Natalie Zahra

Perhaps people simply enjoyed her impersonation of Vanessa Amorosi, right down to the amply packed mid-section. I don't know. This one is going to require some effort.

But if neither Natalie nor Laura Gissara could be eliminated, then the ideal next to go were indeed Chris Loser and Tarnish Stephens.

So, a brilliant start, except for the Milly scare. An Ano-Milly, one hopes.


  • At 10:18 AM, September 13, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Super post! Keep up the good work!

    Best Wishes,
    Cheapest Gasoline

  • At 10:44 AM, September 13, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    Centrebet, a boy's best fried offered $13 last week for Chris Loser to be booted first-up. Having watched Inside Idol and realising that not one, but three Doug Anthony Allstars could sing Throw your Arms Around Me infinitely better than him, it was an investment in my children's future.
    This week our friends at Centrebet have the following odds for victory:
    Dan $3
    Natalie $4.5
    Zanne $6.5
    Kate $8
    James $10
    Milly $12
    Lee $12
    Daniel $12
    Emily $12
    Roxanne (ooo she sounds so bad) $15
    Laura $41

  • At 11:38 AM, September 13, 2005, Anonymous Betty Jay said…

    Thank you.
    I have been laughing myself sick in my crowded office.... the men in white coats are on their way.

    Can anyone explain the Giss' smug and confident expression last night? Did she already know she was okay because the 10,456 members of the extended family and their friends had been texting for 23 hours straight?

    And why was she unable to sit up last night and kept sliming all over the unfortunate Chris and others with a beatific and all knowing smile..... ??

    It's an Idol mystery.

    Keep On Bloggin'

  • At 12:58 PM, September 13, 2005, Blogger The Student said…

    Milly was terrible the other night. She picked the perfect powder song to tear up, and then stood there like she was about to back out some brown evil and was afraid to unclench her ass.

    Chris Loser - far and away the crapest on the night - cut ya hair wanker, this isnt Kind Jewish Looking Idol.

  • At 10:22 AM, September 14, 2005, Blogger Dxxxx said…

    We are all aware, are we not, that Laura's father is a team leader at Telstra in Melbourne, therefore able to rig heinous amounts of non-paid-for calls to Laura's number through work, so the family doesn't even need to be rolling in cash to reel her in to the finals.

    What can we do to stop it????

    And yes, HOW ON EARTH does Somers get a gig on TV? it's just too painful to watch.......


  • At 3:05 PM, September 14, 2005, Anonymous ROVE 4 EVOR said…

    Great Post! Fantastic Blog! You are one of the funniest & wittiest people i have ever come across in my entire life! You remind me alot of Rove! Keep it coming! :)


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