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Monday, August 29, 2005

AI3, Semi-Final 3: The Boys are Back in Town

Dan, Lee and Emily. Last night was all about the male competitors!

10. Donald Duck Joe Sait
9. Jeremy Bourke
8. Lauren Street
7. Nat Matiuk

6. Natalie Zahra

5. James Kannis
4. Leah Rushforth
3. Emily Williams

2. Lee Harding
1. Dan England

Thank goodness a touchdown was not delivered to the pouty Natalie Zahra. No applause should be directed to anyone singing in Klingon. She should learn to enunciate in that language if she intends to use it. English would have been much easier.

It was interesting to hear Emily Williams openly admit to being transgender. However, she must have been joking; no self-respecting transgendered person would actually elect to wear that utterly horrendous outfit.

Third to fifth best were difficult to separate, but it was easy to identify the best two performances.

Stay tuned tonight to see which one of those two misses out!

6 Comments:

  • At 11:34 AM, August 29, 2005, Blogger The Student said…

    Is Emily Williams a guy?

    NO WAY!

    Tho she looked terrible tonite.

    Memo to James Kannis:

    Don't smile.

     
  • At 10:11 PM, August 29, 2005, Blogger Dawei said…

    She's not a guy, she had a kid and lives at Inala (shudder).

    And what's with James being labelled eye-candy? Uh, I think not.

     
  • At 11:43 PM, August 29, 2005, Blogger The Student said…

    That's right.

    I remember remarking to someone that Idol just wouldnt be idol unless there was a chick with some kids contesting for a spot.

    Remember the chick from Ship to Shore?

     
  • At 11:02 AM, August 30, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    my penis has never been so scared as when it thought of entering James' mouth.

     
  • At 6:17 PM, August 31, 2005, Blogger hotszyin said…

    she is horrible

     
  • At 3:42 PM, September 01, 2005, Blogger Jess said…

    I think James could be somewhat cute if he had some extreme dental work done. Extreme.

    Natalie suffers from Penelopecruzitis, also known as Mallard Syndrome, where the patient strongly and irritatingly resembles a duck. She's going to be this year's Lauren from Season One, and for that reason alone she should be shot now to spare us all.

     

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