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Monday, August 22, 2005

AI3, Semi-Final 2: The Milly Show

Due to "work", that inconvenient form of labour designed to assist in the periodic increase of one's bank balance but which instead invariably results in the diminution of one's will to live, this post will need to be short (cf. Geena Davis, Shaquille O'Neal etc.)

Suffice to say, there is little to say. This sums it up (where "it", in its role as direct object pronoun, manages to succinctly denote "last night's Idol show" and not, as you might expect, a Stephen King novel/mini-series):

10. Laura Gissara (who sang En Vogue in capri pants, of all things!)
9. David Mardini (bald dude who sang some song about his Mom)
8. Michael Williamson (dude who sang "I'll be there")
7. Victoria McGee (Country-cum-goth chick)
6. Ben Worthington (big dude who sang Billy Joel)

**Massive gap**

5. Claudia Karvan Catherine Vasilakis
4. Rocky Loprevite (dude who sang last)
3. Kate DeAraugo (daggy chick with a HUGE largely purposeless belt)

**Even massiver gap**

2. Roxane Lebrasse ("Natural Woman" chick/Wiggle Chris's best friend)

**The massivest gap known to mankind**

1. MILLY EDWARDS

For the purposes of the Top 12, S2BC officially endorses Milly, Roxane and Rocky. You know, for the "record". And shit.

That is all.

4 Comments:

  • At 4:20 PM, August 22, 2005, Anonymous Bec said…

    Mark keeps going on (and on, and on) "better top 12 than last year". Is that so? Are there a rash of decent contestants in semi-final 3 that will all get through? Last night - crappola. Roxane - brilliant. Kate - very good. Missed Milly so can't make fair comment. Rest - back to the RSL we go.

     
  • At 5:30 PM, August 22, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    1. Milly - clearly
    2. Kate - clearly 2nd
    3. Victoria (yes, i know she is kinda freaky but given the song, she didnt massacre it to nearly the degree i expected, certainly not to the degree others have in the past).
    4. Roxanne - but i think she looks too much like she should be cleaning my office at about 6pm to be a pop idol.
    5. Ben - he is way ugly but no doubt is hung like a hoover
    6. Catherine - no vavavoom
    7. Rocky - who knew that someone could sing that song worse than Mr Federov from US Idol?
    8. Laura - at least she looked good
    9. David - why would anyone sing that song??? clearly has no friends and hangs with his mum at bocce on the weekend
    10. Michael - comical and almost as bad as Seth in Week 1. No doubt shat his pants walking onto stage he was so scared.

     
  • At 5:33 PM, August 22, 2005, Blogger Woodsman said…

    PS As i think Emelia could beat me up, a quick note to her if she is reading this - let's not take it all too seriously shall we - i mean, I HATE Adam Sandler, but i am sure he is quite lovely. get it? got it, good.

     
  • At 10:09 PM, August 28, 2005, Blogger The Student said…

    I think the belt was to hide her hips, but I think it drew more attention.

     

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