AI3, Semi-Final 2: The Milly Show

Due to "work", that inconvenient form of labour designed to assist in the periodic increase of one's bank balance but which instead invariably results in the diminution of one's will to live, this post will need to be short (cf. Geena Davis, Shaquille O'Neal etc.)

Suffice to say, there is little to say. This sums it up (where "it", in its role as direct object pronoun, manages to succinctly denote "last night's Idol show" and not, as you might expect, a Stephen King novel/mini-series):

10. Laura Gissara (who sang En Vogue in capri pants, of all things!)
9. David Mardini (bald dude who sang some song about his Mom)
8. Michael Williamson (dude who sang "I'll be there")
7. Victoria McGee (Country-cum-goth chick)
6. Ben Worthington (big dude who sang Billy Joel)

**Massive gap**

5. Claudia Karvan Catherine Vasilakis
4. Rocky Loprevite (dude who sang last)
3. Kate DeAraugo (daggy chick with a HUGE largely purposeless belt)

**Even massiver gap**

2. Roxane Lebrasse ("Natural Woman" chick/Wiggle Chris's best friend)

**The massivest gap known to mankind**

1. MILLY EDWARDS

For the purposes of the Top 12, S2BC officially endorses Milly, Roxane and Rocky. You know, for the "record". And shit.

That is all.