Cooking in Paris

The Age has reported this afternoon at this specific web location that a boy has been jailed for hacking into and stealing data from Paris Hilton's phone.

Which all sounds very appropriate (given the consistently negative reputation that "crime" appears to have in the eyes of prosecutors/the world).


The hack and the hacked in happier times

But that's not actually this story's main point of interest!

The far better and more scintillating angle to this cracking bit of journalism is the amusing fashion in which The Age is currently promoting the article online:



The headline is a corker, is it not? (So to speak.)

If only the article truly did relate the saga of one zany hotel heiress's novel if uncomfortable attempt at new age contraception.


Would this be enough