Perfect Bottom

Is this perhaps the best Bottom Two ever?



Unfortunately, the shithead on the right survived to massacre another song while the previously insufferable precocious upstart on the left farewelled the competition in a most unexpectedly humble and honest fashion.

However, in the opinion of this reviewer, the night belonged to Roxane.

In response to an earnest enquiry by Andrew G as to her performance on Sunday, Roxy harked back to her halcyon red light days with the following double-header.

"The most important thing is to just pleasure yourself up there."

WTF? And then, impossibly:

"And I felt really good when I came off-stage."

I'm not making this shit up.

Is there an Inside Idol Uncut?


All By Herself: Roxy's pelvic floor gets the onstage treatment