Scott, To Be Certain


Friday, November 03, 2006

Sickly Muskrat

The departure of Icky Muskrat from our Idol screens elicited zero attention from S2BC but the Border Mail didn't miss a beat.

In addition to banging on about Sickly Icky's ill health - which marred his performance of Feel and nearly caused him to withdraw ("Fucking shame" - Robbie & Lavina Williams) - the article provides disturbing visual evidence that Icky IS ACTUALLY 50 YEARS OLD.

Given the competition's upper age limit of 38, I understand this to be FRAUD, by anyone's standard, including The Law's.

I am currently drafting a statement seeking "damages" (all votes refunded for a shithouse competiton unjustly badged as the best ever), "restitution" (better singers returned to the competition - not you Lisa, you can STAY IN BLOODY ALBURY) as well as "specific performances" from these people:

Oh my goodness, did I just try to incorporate legal jargon into this blog?

It's time to go home... Scott.

Enjoy Cup weekend - as always, my money's on Hilary Swank for Tuesday's race.


  • At 1:12 PM, November 04, 2006, Blogger weasel said…

    You have such a talent for pictoral comparisons.

    I prefer to call Ricky 'Musky Jockstrap', but that's just cause I WANT TO DO HIM.

  • At 10:26 PM, November 06, 2006, Blogger KT said…

    I would choose Ricky's attack of the whacky eyes over Dean "I'm Expressing My Spiritual Heritage" Geyer's melodrama any day of the week. Grrrrr.

  • At 11:30 PM, November 06, 2006, Blogger Ashlee said…

    Don't you be knocking my local newspaper. They make them smart on the Border. Albury Wodonga respect!


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